The re-uptake of the pen you were just using into the stratosphere (or so it seems); when the pen you had manages do disappear without a trace from the face of the earth, to be found again long, long after you've given up (if ever)
"I was JUST writing notes with that pen, where the HELL did it manage to get to!?!?"
"Looks like you've just experienced pen evaporation, brah."
"Looks like you've just experienced pen evaporation, brah."
by FireHaze June 18, 2009
 Get the pen evaporationmug.
Get the pen evaporationmug. Yo did you go to Rico's house last night?
Aw man, that place was a bitch pen! I'll call you after my HIV test.
Aw man, that place was a bitch pen! I'll call you after my HIV test.
by Mr_Fresh December 4, 2010
 Get the bitch penmug.
Get the bitch penmug. Por pen or “por pennnnnn” including lots of “n’s” is used when meaning “por pendejo” or “por pendeja” . Translated to English would mean “for being stupid” or “idiot” either one works.
by Gary Larry  February 15, 2018
 Get the por penmug.
Get the por penmug. At Clifford High School, which is in the boonies, Tom Jeroldford was the plaid pen of the school...even though he had a hunchback.
by Rachel Bernard 12 May 16, 2008
 Get the plaid penmug.
Get the plaid penmug. Mercedes Pens is what happens when you glue about 10,000 pens on a 1981 Mercedes Benz 300SD. Created by Costas "the Pen Guy" Schuler four years ago when the thought popped into his head first thing in the morning. He now wants to collect 1,000,000 old pens and make other works of art with them.
by mercedespens June 26, 2009
 Get the Mercedes Pensmug.
Get the Mercedes Pensmug. Refers to the covetous reaction of an individual when he or she realizes that their current writing implement is inferior to that of a classmate or coworker. 
If unrepressed this realization can result in scheming behaviour such as "pen pinching".
If unrepressed this realization can result in scheming behaviour such as "pen pinching".
by JoeJazz February 20, 2009
 Get the [Pen] [envy]mug.
Get the [Pen] [envy]mug. Love pen - a slang term for the male genitalia more commonly known as "penis." Used in conjunction with the word writing
"Hey, Mickey, is it true you like writing inside men with your love pen?"
"Well, I've got plenlty of ink, I just need the paper."
"Well, I've got plenlty of ink, I just need the paper."
by Malaria July 10, 2005
 Get the Love Penmug.
Get the Love Penmug.