When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.
I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021
Get the Turtles Peakingmug. Peak Boomer originally referred to the year 2020, when Baby Boomers were overtaken by Gen Xers in the population, meaning the Boomer Era was over. However, the term Peak Boomer has come to refer to annoying behaviors that Baby Boomers continue to display, such as holding everybody up in the grocery checkout to write a check. One would say "Hey, Peak Boomer, haven't you heard of a debit card or Venmo?"
Generally, people use this term in a derogatory manner, and it often relates to lack of technology skills that younger generations take for granted. For example, a Peak Boomer behavior might be asking you "how do I get to read that article you showed me a photo of? There's no link!" Clearly, the Baby Boomer doesn't know they are supposed to click on the photo. this is a "Peak Boomer" behavior.
Peak Boomer can be an adjective, a noun and even a verb or adverb.
Generally, people use this term in a derogatory manner, and it often relates to lack of technology skills that younger generations take for granted. For example, a Peak Boomer behavior might be asking you "how do I get to read that article you showed me a photo of? There's no link!" Clearly, the Baby Boomer doesn't know they are supposed to click on the photo. this is a "Peak Boomer" behavior.
Peak Boomer can be an adjective, a noun and even a verb or adverb.
" Last night we were eating out with a group and Jenny's older friends were so annoying. Everyone else used the app to send in their order before we even got there. The Peak Boomers held us up demanding to see a printed menu! "
by Linguista June 13, 2023
Get the Peak Boomermug. When someone has hard nipples.
by Stiff peaks October 14, 2016
Get the stiff peaksmug. by Shinobi___ November 8, 2021
Get the Peak fictionmug. by Crab-Rangoon March 13, 2019
Get the Peaking Duckmug. The point at which a relationship with a friend has reached its highest point, and begins its terminal decline. Usually occurs after having too much of a good time, which results in you spending less and less time with the person, eventually leading to you totally losing contact with the person.
After having such an awesome time out drinking and partying last night, James and Ryan's friendship has peaked and begun its terminal decline. Peak friendship in action.
by navy1291 August 16, 2008
Get the Peak Friendshipmug. A "peak" in programming or other abilities caused by alcohol. The theory is that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. Recent study's indicate that the effect may also spread to other skills; this has only been proven in the essay writing abilities of computer scientists.
by mikefromcanmore December 16, 2009
Get the Ballmer Peakmug.