bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 16, 2018

Sea peacock

An overly stylized boat or watercraft.

I was docked next to a sea peacock, it was the coolest boat I have ever seen.

by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019

wet peacock

1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.

2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.

Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.

Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.

by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

Moral peacock

Morally lazy people who strut with great pomp but don’t bother to help their neighbor, their community, their city because that actually requires work, not just conspicuously condemning people on social media who have different opinions. - Bo Winegard

By crowing about social justice, but never landing a hand to help this in need otherwise, Mark showed want a moral peacock he is.

by Anonymous99⁹999 September 7, 2020

Lauren Peacock

Biggest Hoe In chadwell Heath she often smokes cannabis and sucks on mandems dicks

Lauren Peacock is a hoe, her best friend benèt is a grey ting.

by Pseudonym00000000 October 15, 2020