PB and Jealous

Cute way of saying "I'm jealous."

Girl. My summer work? I've done all of it.
Girl 2. Awww...I'm PB and Jealous right now!

Girl. My boo bear got me flowers for Valentines day.
Girl 2. Ya'll are ALMOST too cute...I'm PB and Jealous.

by tooswoleforyou666 August 16, 2011

PB fake out

Is when the peanut butter jar is completely empty and scraped clean, but left in the fridge so no roommate purchases new peanut butter, instead each time they reach for it they are disappointed.

"Dude, I made you some toast, why don't you put some Peanut Butter on it?"

"Thanks man, I'm starving and that sounds perfect."

...

"Damn, you got me again with that PB fake out."

"Every time guy, every time."

by kyledouglas March 21, 2009

PB & D

When a male takes two pieces of sliced bread, spreads peanut butter on both sides, places his penis between the slices, and feeds it to another person.

Girl: I'm hungry.
Boy: Want a bite of my PB & D?

by DJ Urb November 14, 2009

pb&j

A public blow job. conceived by my good friend after needing a way to descretly tell me about his fun times with his girl

"Dude, I was taking the subway over here, and I totally got my girlfriend to give me another pb&j!!"

by pahbzz January 13, 2008

PB&J gang

a small but growing gang, started sometime in feb.of 2009 at ed white

most of ed white is clamed PB&J territory.

a mostly mixed gang, not a very rasist gang.

we all love PB&J sandwiches. but dats not the only meaning, u would have to be on the gang to understand it.

there is haters everywhere we go. but they will all be dealt with.

the prez. is for security reasons to be named P.T.pbj
and the current vice is, E.B.pbj

PB&J gang,we tag shit and back it up,and even have a little bussiness on the side selling what else PB&J. aaawloos.

by PB&J gang, muscle March 4, 2009

pb&j

Period blood and jizz. What seeps out when you creampie a girl on her period. You can put this between two slices of fresh toast (preferably whole wheat, for digestion sake) to make a classic pb&j sandwich. Perfect for breakfast, loads of protein and iron.

I fucked a girl with no rubber but was nice enough to make her a pb&j for breakfast.

by blackabe September 5, 2011

PB&J

pussy breaker Jealous, after you have a long night with your girl and your girl have to go to the hospital because becuase you had sex for 3 hours or longer.

i had sex with my girl and now she is in the hospital way is that well because im a PB&J don't you wish you was one lol.

by Superman84 April 27, 2008