pay the waitress

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.
Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.
by wr36 February 6, 2014
mugGet the pay the waitressmug.

pay and display

When a girl in a photo or out and about has a lot of cleavage on show.
Jeez look at her bloody pay and display
by Blancmange(patto) March 6, 2019
mugGet the pay and displaymug.

Pay in blood

I hope I don’t have to pay in blood for any of my failures
by YuOfTheNight September 18, 2020
mugGet the Pay in bloodmug.

pay premium

Means to pay at maximum offer point.
I'll pay premium for such a good deed!
by Pseudonym Anonymous February 9, 2014
mugGet the pay premiummug.

PAY TWICE

Noun. a name for an extremely overweight person, someone who would have to 'pay twice' to get in the cinema, ride a bus etc.
Man 1 "you've put some weight on since I last saw you you've turned into a proper 'Michelin Man'"
Man 2 " I gained 80 pounds"
Man 1 "you fat pay twice, I bet your gut has its own postcode now"
Man 2 "I've been a bit pie-friendly recently"
by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010
mugGet the PAY TWICEmug.

Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex
Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid
by stupidimnotputtingmyname April 13, 2011
mugGet the Paying the Taxesmug.

pay-date

A variation of prostitution whereby the provider provides no sexual services, but instead provides companionship services, the nature of which mimic a conventional, non-sexual date.
I hired a prostitute to get me off. We went out to the opera and dinner, and she left. What the hell?! I just paid $500 for a pay-date!
by The Cerealist August 7, 2015
mugGet the pay-datemug.

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