A tactful way of referring to previous careers, companies, or relationships without specifically mentioning names. A way of avoiding thoughtless name-dropping or boring boastful references to things you have done before at other places or with other people.
1. Company: Rather than saying, "Back at YoYoDyne, we used to do this and that and the other", try "In a past life, I used a different process".
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
by DanGarPrius June 14, 2013
Get the past lifemug. 
Get the cut and pastemug. Tracey longed for a taste of my population paste.I gave her a hearty sample poste haste.
A good lyric me thinks!
A good lyric me thinks!
by Rip Torn January 2, 2007
Get the population pastemug. When trying to - in a rather dirty manner - persuade your ladyfriend to perform a certain act (adopt a Glaswegian (Scotland) accent):
"Dae ya fancy a swallay of ma fuck paste?"
"Dae ya fancy a swallay of ma fuck paste?"
by HateEvent March 8, 2007
Get the fuck pastemug. by Snowy slope February 22, 2019
Get the window pastemug. Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
by That dud July 2, 2017
Get the jizz pastemug. semen
The gametes of a male that unite with the gametes of a female to form a zygote.
the bleach smelling stuff that is released upon the orgasm.
The gametes of a male that unite with the gametes of a female to form a zygote.
the bleach smelling stuff that is released upon the orgasm.
"Dood why does it smell like bleach in the bathroom" "oh sorry i was wanking off and left my creation paste in the sink
by bumtickler September 17, 2010
Get the creation pastemug.