Pastry cookie

she is extremely hot and pretty and she is the best cookie in cookie run kingdom

Pastry cookie is hot

by Una is the best November 28, 2021

Pastriez Bakery

a cafe "game" in roblox where the workers are 8 years old and have bad grammar

Guy: hey man, wanna play Pastriez Bakery?
Me: no thanks I'd rather touch some grass

by aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex May 12, 2022

Love pastry

love pastry noun thought/thing
A love pastry is the act of (liking someone before loving them) layering on thin layers of un-cooked dough smothering it in butter pecans and cinamin, continuously untill you have a biiig uncooked love pastry
then you cook it in the loove oven and the result is a delicious hot pastry

Some one else: or you burn it
Me: NO! no burning of the love pastries!

I fell if love with a guy so I found this ready made love pastry there was no me layering the pastries.
I was confessed to and I slowly started to like the guy. so now I am layering the pastry.
Later I will bake the pastry and reap the rewards of a steaming hot pastry.

by OMG-crushgirl March 21, 2009

douche pastry

an annoying person; a d-bag

Tan Nat is a douche pastry

by Wainarius July 8, 2009

'mo pair

A gay male nanny

Ever since we hired our 'mo pair, the kids have been so well dressed!

by puckinsf June 23, 2011

Puff Pastry

A post intercourse swollen puffy pussy.

I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.

I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

German pastry

To intentionally leave a large dump in the shared bed of a loved one, for anger, revenge or humor purposes.

Bob left a big German pastry for Alice, in retaliation for her Dutch oven.

by Rutiger Williams January 17, 2009