kale parker

A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.

OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!

by General SUbsea September 6, 2013

Jake pauler

1st term-Slang non developed fetus
2nd term-penis with a non developed foreskin.

First term-Pregnant women: I have a jake pauler

second term-male fetus: I have a jake pauler to mom

by Jake paul is cancerous December 14, 2019

El Parle Loco

El parle Loco is the nickname of Greek driller Paul Rentaris. Paul Rentaris loves to enjoy time with his family especially in the bedroom with them. He hates Nate2Krazy as Nate is not incest like him

"OMG its El Parle Loco!"

by Nate's Bitch August 24, 2023

doing a richard parker

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.

Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.

by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013

What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.

"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016

Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

Parker

Parker's are awesome people who are fun to be around. They usually play an instrument or sports, most of the time both. They will always be there for you. If they're single, get them while you can. You'll live a happy life with Parker by your side.

Girl 1: I'm so glad I'm going out with Parker
Girl 2: I know, he's so cute. :D

by RandomHobo April 4, 2011