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parentnoid

A parent that is paranoid about their child, AKA a parent that thinks the world is out to get their child
A combination of "parent" and "paranoid"
Commonly used when a child is complaining about how they cannot do something a peer can, or when speaking about how they can do something and a peer cannot. Commonly used among peers.
That girl's mother is parentnoid! She won't let her go to the bus stop on her own!
by 22warriorcat22 February 23, 2013
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Panting pussy

So, if your at the club and you find yourself with a panting pussy, you may feel an unquenchable desire emanating from your moist, supple, undulating nether-regions.
Damn bitch, you're gonna need to leash that panting pussy!
by Nose It All March 3, 2017
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painting curtains

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?
by Bigcat69imlovinit June 14, 2017
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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
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Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.
Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.
by Redant9000 September 23, 2019
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Palentine's Day

I took my friend Chris out for Palentine's Day lunch!
by MSKSBOYD February 14, 2023
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Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.
I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.
by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011
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