by The architect November 10, 2003
Get the pArAdoXX mug.referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.
Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.
Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.
Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi
by Ben April 26, 2005
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Get the wank paradox mug.An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.
Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...
Guy 2: Go on...
Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.
Guy 2: OH FUCK NO
Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...
Guy 2: Go on...
Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.
Guy 2: OH FUCK NO
Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!
by Teslarossa May 12, 2013
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I told her I had to get up early for a meeting but she wouldn’t let me leave and I ended up getting the best blow job ever. That never happens I must’ve ended up in a blowjob paradox .
by MIKErophoneLA August 9, 2018
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by worm1234 August 9, 2012
Get the Zero Wipe Paradox mug.In an academic situation: When a friend points out a suggestion for your writing, but being the arrogant person you are, refuse to accept their suggestion, resulting in deducted marks. Afterwards, they will proceed to get mad for the suggestion they were oblivious to and continually vent about it.
Friend 1: Hey, how did you do on the English essay?
Sophia: I lost two marks for not using the word reserved instead of cautious!
Friend 1: But we told you to use that and you didn't listen!
Friend 2: Well, that's the Sophia Character Sketch Paradox in action!
Sophia: I lost two marks for not using the word reserved instead of cautious!
Friend 1: But we told you to use that and you didn't listen!
Friend 2: Well, that's the Sophia Character Sketch Paradox in action!
by Geoffrey Lee October 26, 2020
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