Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.
I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.
by willie weewee January 10, 2022
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Dick parade

A group of total assholes/dickheads parading around like little cunts.
Just put Mel Gibson and Paula Deen together. It would be a perfect dick parade of total bigots.
by Shitcoloredsandnigger March 04, 2015
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waze parade

When a group of cars using the app Waze make successive turns on small side streets to avoid traffic on the main thoroughfare.
We followed the waze parade through Southie to avoid getting stuck in traffic on the highway.
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Gay parade

A meeting of about 400-500 JoJo fans in a nearby park. They usually leave behind filled and crusted cumsocks and used diapers.
„Fuckin jojo fans, i hope there won't ever be another gay parade around these parts again“
by BruhWomanBeater123 May 01, 2020
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Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.
What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.
by Cjepson August 09, 2019
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lawnchair parade

1. A redneck party, due to the fact that most of their parties are held in the front/back yard.

2. Any nonspecific group of lawnchairs, particularly during any event where one must bring their own seating.
1. I was at a real southern wedding last night, what a lawnchair parade!

2. Mardi Gras is one of the most common times for lawnchair parades.
by appleinthestew May 30, 2010
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Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand
Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.
by J$honey August 15, 2021
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