Pay Bills

Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.

line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.

by D.B. Wong August 11, 2019

Pay or Paid

A game in which one person asks another how much he/she would have to be paid to have sex with a person, or how much he/she would pay to have sex with that person.

Person 1: Pay or paid - Johnny Depp?
Person 2: Definitely pay! $10,000!

Person 1: Pay or paid - Marilyn Manson?
Person 2: Ew, paid. $10,000.

by Kalinka January 1, 2008

Pay to win

A disgusting and pathetic human being who pays in games because they have 0 skill and 0 life the only exception is if they do this to kill other ptw then they r nice they most likely use common roasts like 0 father and have a below average intellect ptw for short

Guy1: stop being a Pay to win you pathetic pomogranite.
Guy2: okay no father. Mad?

by Etilhd October 27, 2022

pay premium

Means to pay at maximum offer point.

I'll pay premium for such a good deed!

by Pseudonym Anonymous February 9, 2014

PAY TWICE

Noun. a name for an extremely overweight person, someone who would have to 'pay twice' to get in the cinema, ride a bus etc.

Man 1 "you've put some weight on since I last saw you you've turned into a proper 'Michelin Man'"
Man 2 " I gained 80 pounds"
Man 1 "you fat pay twice, I bet your gut has its own postcode now"
Man 2 "I've been a bit pie-friendly recently"

by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010

Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex

Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid

by stupidimnotputtingmyname April 13, 2011

pay-date

A variation of prostitution whereby the provider provides no sexual services, but instead provides companionship services, the nature of which mimic a conventional, non-sexual date.

I hired a prostitute to get me off. We went out to the opera and dinner, and she left. What the hell?! I just paid $500 for a pay-date!

by The Cerealist August 7, 2015