lemons only

a policy used at several gatherings which are held exclusively for citrus fruits of the yellow persuasion

"Hey bro awesome party! Can I come in?"

"Do you look like a sour yellow thing? No! Lemons only sir."

by Lucky And Cody January 21, 2008

Suicide is your only option

When someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. This usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.

Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Only a face a mother could love

This term is used to describe ugly, unattractive people who have absolutely no chance of dating a sane woman/man.

Jim: "Who is that ugly freak of nature?"

Steve: "Oh that's the guy with only a face a mother could love"

by DigitalFort December 5, 2010

One Night Only

Indie rock band from the United Kingdom.

Members consist of:
George Craig (Lead Vocals), Mark Hayton (Lead Guitar), Daniel Parkin (Bass), Jack Sails (Keyboards) and James Craig (Drums).

Past members:
Sam Ford (Drums)

Their music video for the single "Say You Don't Want It" featured Emma Watson.

The single "Can You Feel It" is currently the song for Coca-Cola's 2011 campaign.

Person 1: What are you doing in London tonight?
Person 2: I'll probably go to One Night Only's gig.
Person 1: Awesome!

by colleeeeen May 6, 2011

tache only

When a man has just a moustache as facial hair, with no beard.

Whoa, look at that guy with tache only....he must be Canadian!

by Suzi S December 22, 2005

Need-Only-Memory

selective memory lapses suffered by the very young or the very old,(or the very cunning) when they are trying to skim over something they are guilty about, or dont want to confess to etc

She also had a distinctly selective and very volatile memory, something computer junkies would have called “Need-Only-Memory” because she remembered things only if they suited her, and otherwise resorted to a an extremely blank and innocent expression of pleasant non recognition which she had perfected down the years.

by aljuhara June 9, 2007

Penis Only

adj. denoting any activity that is exclusively to be experienced by a group of males (bros, men, dudes), meaning no females (girls, women, girlfriends) are to intrude upon its sacrosanctness. Similar to No chicks, just dicks.

Dude 1: Alright, I'm so stoked to go fishing later: just you, me, and the guys.

Dude 2: Right, oh, I forgot to tell you, I invited my girlfriend to go with us.

Dude 1: Wtf?! Dude, today was supposed to be penis only! We can no longer be friends.

by Dr. Battas March 28, 2009