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Onion Shit Bucket 

Take one large onion, cut the top off, remove core while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the onion and then bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until the shit is bubbly and warm. Immediately serve to your friends.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Onion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
Onion Shit Bucket by Maxwell Haus September 29, 2018

Onion Sandwich 

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.
Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
Onion Sandwich by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019

onion cuck 

Otherwise know as Onision. A shitty thin-skinned pedophile that preys on his fans. Somehow has children.
Person 1: "Do you know who Onision is?"
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."
onion cuck by DrowsyInsomnia November 23, 2019

Onion-take 

Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.

Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
Onion-take by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020

Onion rap 

A genre of rap with usually German or Dutch vocals, EDM traits and singing parts.
Dammn, that onion rap is fire!

Onion tits 

When a girls tits are so bad they make you cry like an onion.
Alexia has a proper set of onion tits
Onion tits by Chingone2010 December 20, 2021