duck tour

What you do when you're bored in Boston. It's funny! ;)

He quacked at me. He was on a duck tour.

by Sandy Candy April 28, 2006

warped tour

A tour that used to be punk rock. Now, the line up is awful and a disgrace to the punk scene.

Dude, what's with all these kids wearing tight jeans and faux hawks? What has happened to the Warped Tour?!?!?!?!?

by regs June 25, 2005

tour dick

guys who go on tour with bands, get alot of poon, but aren't even really in a band themselves.

oh my gawd, that guy trevor has some serious tour dick.

by toejam graham May 18, 2009

warped tour

a collection of some of the worst "bands" in the music industry

guy: dude!(brushes back hair) did you go to the warped tour?

me: naw. homey don't play that.

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

Dam Tour

Taking somone out to the Local Hydro Electric Dam to have sex with them, IE. Fornicate

" I took this fly ass bitch for a dam tour"

by Jordan Bott February 19, 2004

reunion tour

When you break up with someone, but proceed to have sex with them.

Caroline and Trevor broke up 5 days ago, but had sex yesterday....REUNION TOUR

by Harvard Harry November 2, 2010

ticky tour

Going from one destination to another, without using the intended route. Namely, being lost but not admitting to it when you finally reach said desitnation. Can be used in terms of transportation and general incompetance.

Person 1: "Where the hell have you been?"
Person 2: "Sorry I'm late, I had to go on a ticky tour."

by little-bit-lost February 8, 2013