gooch grease

But crack oil

Dingleberry juice

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat

by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021

grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.

“My friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consent”

by The Captain Jack March 17, 2022

Grease Baby

(Verb) To have unprotected sex with a pizza. Can be performed by both genders.

I’m thinking about grease babying tonight, would you like to join me?

by Spicy lemons July 18, 2019

keyboard grease

A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.

Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013

Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

grease cutter

After eating a huge meal and feeling sick, the best way to settle your stomach is if you smoke a fat joint or take a bong rip.

Shit that fried chicken, french fries, and ice cream made me feel like puking! Roll up a joint, I need a fuckin grease cutter!

by SG22 February 23, 2009

wolf grease

The natural lubricant that allowed your butt hole to stretch when taking a big poop

After joe takes a crap in a construction site Porto-potty in the middle of summer. He has to go back two hours later to re-whip the lingering “wolf grease”

by What’s your name… Fuck u Toni June 12, 2021