horse custard

in typical terms its used to describe a man's fluid juice
1. you have horse custard all over your face again
2. i fucked that bitch last night and i poured horse custard all over her face
3. "whats for dinner?" " horse custard"
by Bad Habit April 03, 2006
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Love Custard

A red hot rock band, based in Germany, but comprised of Welsh, Scottish, German, English and Isle of Mann musicians. They were formed in 2002, and can be checked out at www.lovecustard.com
Love Custard played a really great gig last night.
by Rick Whitehead June 11, 2004
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Custard Fuck

1.A custard fuck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other sex partner and starts fucking them. The heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.

Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl
Gerald bought custard from rita's and went home to custard fuck his girlfriend.
by D-Money and Casey April 03, 2005
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custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.
My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker
by sam April 05, 2004
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CUSTARD HEAD

PEOPLE WHO HAVE RATHER YELLOW HAIR :D
'OMGZ, MY HAIR IS SO BLONDEYELLOW'
'HA, YEH, CUSTARD HEAD'
by lolageeee July 09, 2009
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The Custard Treatment

This is a method of punishment that could be used on people who rape underage children.

A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.
I sentence you to "The Custard Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018
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Coconut Custard

A secret sexual fetish invented by the Masons that was used for them to be able to pass ideas to each other under the noses of the Catholic church.

It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.
I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.

My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.

I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.
by crunkjesus October 04, 2009
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