WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
Get the Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19mug. When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
Get the Sudsy Santa Clausmug. Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017
Get the do the santa clausmug. A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
Get the Santa Clausmug. 
(n) - Russian equivalent of Santa Claus, exluding one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors
"Start a fire, dude!! The Chomskamas Claus is coming to the U.S. this year! Keep that shit burning ALL NIGHT if you know what's good for you! This bastard's totally hardcore!"
by Silent Rip November 30, 2004
Get the Chomskamas Clausmug. Clau is a very nice person. Sometimes Claus are depressed and dont know how to handle with bad things but soon they get better.
Claus are great lovers and also they are crowned with a big dick.
If u know a Clau u can be very very happy.
Clau has not a lot of friends but he has the best friends on earth. Everyone wants to be Claus friend or something more😏
Claus are the best boyfriends on earth and they dont care about other girls.
Claus are great lovers and also they are crowned with a big dick.
If u know a Clau u can be very very happy.
Clau has not a lot of friends but he has the best friends on earth. Everyone wants to be Claus friend or something more😏
Claus are the best boyfriends on earth and they dont care about other girls.
Stacy: Hey look theres Clau!
Samantha: Oh my god yeah he is so hot isnt he?
Stacy: Yeah he is definitely!!
Lucy: Ehm guys?! He belongs to me okay?!
Stacy: Oooh Claus girlfriend whoopsy..
Samantha: Oh my god yeah he is so hot isnt he?
Stacy: Yeah he is definitely!!
Lucy: Ehm guys?! He belongs to me okay?!
Stacy: Oooh Claus girlfriend whoopsy..
by anonymousteddy October 16, 2019
Get the Claumug.