stoned

brain scramble

oh my god im STONED!!!!!!!!!!

by Karl Jackson September 16, 2003

stoned

the feeling one gets after smoking the marijuanapots; usually involving hunger, happiness, and occasional redeye

he was probably off getting stoned on those reefers

by bakedlobster September 09, 2010

stoning

to hide somewhere and whip tiny stones at on coming vehicles the run to safety.

me and my freind were stoning these cars under the bridge

by mike.l July 10, 2006

stone

Jamaican meaning:

Its something used by guys to make their dicks numb so they can have a longer lasting erection.

"Stone, deh pan mi buddy head, so if a gal want it, she have to come inna mi bed" {Jamaican Creole}

by Andr3 August 14, 2006

Stone

a rele ugly guy...but you should b freinds with him cuz hell give you free weed(nyce ian) ..is a total dick..but still kool...sum rele kool girl likes him but can get sooo much betta..but o well..hes 2 stoned 2 realize

Im 2 high 2 realize anything

by a person November 02, 2004

Stoned

All 72 of the other definitions do apply by circumbstance or situation of using various drugs including marijuana, alcohol, any one of the illegal drugs including amphetimines, LSD, cocaine, crack or what ever drug is popular with an age group but at the same time used to define your own state of mind do to all the causes above but can include extreme exhaustion. However some people maybe 'stoned' by those definitions but otherwise act normal.

I am so stoned it was gospel", "I was stoned silly but no one could tell", "Used eyedrops to hide the redness but no one could tell i was stoned

by Urban Sage June 26, 2011

Stoned

1. when high, usually high with marijuana.
2. The highest rating you can give something

1. Donald seems really stoned today.
2. that movie last night was stoned.

by Urfaaace January 02, 2017