period

women grow penises every month, it's highly recommended for them to chop them off in order to prevent infection. when they cut them off, they bleed, this is a period aka female menstrual cycle

today jessica got her period

omg really me too.. I cut mine off with a machete

by jaylakills June 26, 2020

Period

Once a month visit from "The Flow" comes unexpectedly, hangs around for a bit then buggers off for a month.

"Flow is online, Like a period.. once a month"

by Gazatron June 7, 2018

Period

When a person is just being unreasonably bitchy

Cameron: Ryan bro, Mr. Conrad called my parent for literally no reason and im getting a write up to the principle's office

Ryan: Sounds like that nigga is in his period

by MagicThe8ball September 5, 2023

Period

The worst thing in being a teenager. Before having your period, you're just like "I can't wait to have my period, it's so cool! Big boobs, being a woman..." then it happens and you regret everything you've said. It's just pain during 7days, emotionally and physically.

I would rather be pregnant than having my period for the 3th time this month!

John is an asshole I'm gonna put my period blood in his bed!

by Your favorite bitch <3 December 23, 2020

Period

A period is when a female SUFFERS from bleeding and cramps,and men say that women aren’t funny and weak.we bleed EVERY MONTH/YEAR. THE FUCK. It’s also the month/year when females aren’t too happy and are very mad because of all these hormones.

Female:GOD I HATE THESE CRAMPS.
Other female:you’re on you period...aren’t you?

by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020

Period

when hell appears in your underwear and you sit watching tv and eating chocolate

shit, Sarah I got my period

by onetaughtmeloovvee February 24, 2019

Period

The one thing that even males hate

"But then my girl had her period and turned into a demon on my dick! OOOOF!"

by Fudalbutts February 13, 2018