Offense

No. It's not a matter of offense.

Hym "No, you're using the word 'offense' to try to frame my reaction as hypocrisy and you're doing it to justify your own behavior. 'I'm doing this because you have a stance on "offense" that I disagree with, therefore, I'm allowed to "offend" you as much as I want. Because if you get offended the you're a hypocrite and my position is validated.' That's what you're really doing and your doing it because you're not smart enough to actually win the argument. Or even actually agrue you point. You're brains are dumb and mine are smart... And extra fuildy... But yeah... The only correlation between intelligence and gas station work is an inverse one."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

Offensive wealth

One who uses an affluent disposition to excuse and/or justify a condescending nature.

“I find her authoritarian perspective to be uncouth and vulgar and her offensive wealth to be a great imposition. Yikes. Her wealth is frightening.”

by Jaythereal December 14, 2022

Offense

Facts don't care about you feelings

Hym "Again... My offense at the whore fucking that retard and the retard subsequently being brought women so no. Do the trans people offense matter to you? No. The only offense that matters to you is your own and it's only because you're not willing to not be the arbiter of superiority. Shill for the matriarchy or at least don't disparage it... Or else we get to take everything from you because freedom is doing what I want you to do..."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

No offense

A phrase that's used when someone is about to say the most offensive words in history.

"No offense Jeremy but you're fucking ugly and I hope you kill yourself"

by Ok so hello y’all April 1, 2024

Sigh offensive

The use of loud obnoxious sighing as a passive aggressive attack on people in your proximity, usually in attempt to clear them from a room or at least annoy them.

"My office-mate keeps was on an all out sigh offensive yesterday. It made it impossible to get anything done, I was so annoyed, I just left and went to work at home!"

by secretuser420 January 23, 2023