nomface

A person/object/experience of low or non-existant comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!

Chris sucks, he is a nomface.

by Ollie December 5, 2004

nowait

To enter into a restaurant and skip the line by using the NoWait app

Shelly NoWaited to the front of the line

by NoWait App August 18, 2015

Newfag

Someone secretly gay who was very recently ousted as being a faggot.

"Hey everyone, Tom's this month's newfag."
"I knew it, he always acts like such a faggot."

by Mother_00 September 21, 2014

NOWEAT

The pwnz3st, 1337est 41m3r alive.

NowEat pwnz3d me!

by Joey Lee June 9, 2003

newfag

A popular slang term for people who's first names begin with A-H.

That newfag Damian always wants moar sauce plox.

by Saucefag May 12, 2008

A Nowak

A person who is intelligent and stable, who under duress, reverts back to primal emotions.

Lisa Nowak.
An astronaut who was involved in a love triangle. Showing no matter how intelligent or successful some people are, once instinct kicks in, even the best can be reduced to animals.

by zero aphex January 30, 2008

noofa

someone who does stupid things that get a reaction from others. preferably they are large and slow. this is shown in thier actions and in thier speech

if you were in school and you had to write a letter to a character in a book and he was spanish; you translate the whole letter into spanish and hand it in.
jack from perth, western australia.

by Scotty_mazza July 20, 2008