Notch

To hookup with someone.

Becky told me that she would notch with me at the party tomorrow.

by ballersauce85 February 23, 2020

Notch 8

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.

Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.

“No thanks, please return to your work area.”

by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025

Peep the notch

"Peep the notch" is the vaguer derivative of phrases like "peep the gram" or "peep twitter", in which you use to inform people to check out your most recent post on any of your social media accounts. This version of the phrase was popularized by Canadian body builder, @joeys.physique.

Joey: "Peep the notch man!"

by YaBoyDaniel December 7, 2017

notch apple

Minecraft term used to define an enchanted Golden Apple. The term describes the item's overpowering nature.

Time to see how much of these notch apples he has in his chest.

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

Notch

Top quality, best out there, awesome, amazing, unlike any other

That steak yesterday was notch

by Jay Silmirez October 14, 2019

Notch

A punishment of being cocky

If someone says " I'm going to kill u " and somone calls "notch" they get to shave a piece of your eyebrow

by QwertyQ1 September 6, 2016

shy top notch

a freak who has to be broken out of their shell

"yeah she's a shy top notch"

by shshus April 3, 2022