nepalese hand sandwich

is when you're stuck without anywhere to take a dump, so you dump in your hand. Comes from tradition in Nepal, where the word for "hand" is the same for the word for "toilet".

Dude, on the way to work today I took a Nepalese hand sandwich!

WTF bro?

I was stuck in traffic without anywhere to take a dump so I had to take a dump in my hand and toss it out the window.

by SMaC May 16, 2014

neopalabracate

To make up new words

My boss will often neopalabracate while relating stories.

by John Demeny December 2, 2007

noralot

Shortened from "not a lot".

Tom: hey Jack
Jack: hello
Tom: i ain't seen you in weeks, what you been up to?
Jack: noralot to be honest mate.

by Danny Knowles March 27, 2008

nopaycation

Mandatory time off or furloughs without pay. Usually spent at home because you're broke without the income.

Did you hear that they are making us take a nopaycation?

by sweetmamaa November 6, 2009

Napalm Air Strike

While having sex, preferably in doggy style, squirt a hefty dose of Icy Hot on your partner's butt hole and force your dick in, using the Icy Hot as lube.

Doctor: This is the third patient that has come in from napalm air strikes.

by arokrmvava February 23, 2014

Nopeless

When there is no point in asking because you know the answer will be no

Hey man are you going to get next Saturday night off for skilled? I have to work so I'm pretty sure the answer is nopeless.

by Firstry August 23, 2015

Napalm dick

When you eat spicy food before hand and later that night you take a piss and it feels like a flash back to Vietnam and you dick is a flame thrower

Dam I ate some spicy soup and later on I had a serious case of napalm dick

by Dropdembitches June 22, 2016