ur god fraud

The most devastating insult that anyone can say. Even god forbid it. Every time somebody says "your god fraud,"
The galaxy Andromeda moves 1,000,000,000,000,000 miles close to us.

Landen: Your mom gay
Adam: Your dad lesbian
Landen: Your sister a mister
Adam: Your brother a mother
Landen: Your grandpap a trap
Adam: Your granny tranny
Landen: Your aunt a croissant
Adam: Your species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*

Landen: ur mom gay
Adam: ur dad lesbian
Landen: ur sister a mister
Adam: ur brother a mother
Landen: ur grandpap a trap
Adam: ur granny tranny
Landen: ur aunt a croissant
Adam: ur species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*

by jehovahschild May 27, 2018

Fraud

fraud
/frɔ d/
noun

wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain.
"He is a fraud"
synonyms: CSW, Faketoshi, @ProfFaustus

Me: Hi CSW are you Satoshi?
CSW: Yes I am he
Me: K Satoshi sign message using Satoshi's PGP key pls or make tx with block linked to Satoshi

CSW: No, but I have 91 Masters degrees and 58 PhD's hurr hurr
Me: FRAUD!!

by Narc_Uzi May 27, 2018

large-scale fraud

Refers to a weight-loss rip-off where they photograph da joyfully-beaming "satisfied customer" standing on an oversized weighing-machine dat merely makes him LOOK smaller/slimmer because said machine is itself so much bigger than a normal unit would be --- it's all merely a matter of perspective, like when they used bigger-than-normal set-pieces when filming da early-teenage Macaulay Culkin because he had grown so tall at such a young age.

Large-scale fraud aside, another simple way of faking weight-loss results is to use an **earlier** photo of da still-somewhat-slim-at-da-time person (i.e., BEFORE he even STARTED da weight-loss program!) as da "after" photo, and then showing a **later** photo of da person and falsely labeling it as a "before" photo --- i.e., showing da person in his **present** tubby bloated status dat he ballooned up to **after** starting da calorie-filled quackery-diet, and falsely claiming dat it's da "before" photo! Disgraceful!!

by QuacksO February 6, 2020

Quick thinking fraud

The fraud that starts calling other people/teams frauds before anybody would think yo look at whether he/she/they were also frauds.

When somebody who's looking for a scapegoat starts calling one or two people/teams frauds and avoids calling the collective whole frauds, what do those peoplr/teams think the people calling them frauds really are? The quick thinking fraud is the first to start punishing others before anybody would think these might not be such honest, good, or innocent people themselves doing the punishing or firing.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Quick thinking fraud

The kind of person who puts pressure on one or two people/teams to get pressure off themselves.

The quick thinking fraud shifted pressure to one or two scapegoat people/teams to avoid a worse fate for himself/herself but putting one on the one or two scapegoat people/teams.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

butt fraud

The act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic, also, the act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a widespread panic

My grocery store charged me $15 for one role of toilet paper, and my attorney deemed it butt fraud.

by S, no, the other one March 23, 2020

Fraud

A streamer who promises to pack players and deliver good content like Fut Fg

For example he promises a toty pack and doesn’t deliver. So he is a big fraud

by Fut_FG July 30, 2020