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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.
guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)
by LL Money July 19, 2010
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Ned flint

A ginger child who spends thousands of pounds on fifa every year causing his parents bankruptcy and farts when he packs messi : Best freind Dylan Davies Jones but Ned steals all his birds with his huge Chubby
Ned flint packed messi on YouTube in 2016 and sharted
by Shovelboy123 October 29, 2020
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Ned Flanders

That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.

Don't let his kindness fool you!
You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"

Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*
by Kammilou May 1, 2022
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Ned Berryman

He is a beautiful man with the prefect curved and gets all those mother fuckin hoes. He's also the type of guy to eat a biscuit which has been sitting on the ground for 10 minuites
"Ned Berryman has the most hot curves i want to spread his cheeks"
by Cum Dawg August 22, 2023
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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Ned Beatty'd

A phrase interchangable with 'sodomized'
by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004
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Ned Fulmer

Former Try Guy (Buzzfeed). His whole personality was "I love my wife", and yet he cheated on her with HIS EMPLOYEE.

LOVE IS DEAD

NED IS A PIECE OF SHIT
person a: Hey, did you hear the news?
person b: What news?
person a: Apparently Ned Fulmer cheated on his wife!
person b: Holy shit! The "I love my wife" guy?
person a: Yeah! And with his employee too!
person b: Shit, doesn't he have kids with her?
person a: Yeah, two sons. And get this, the woman he cheated with was engaged! And had been with her fiance for 10 years!
by eddie.luvs.u September 29, 2022
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