Dumb mutton

A person who is absolutely stupid, and doesn't know how to function properly.

You fucking dumb mutton

by inshay<3 December 24, 2020

Mutombo

A very long and fat BLUNT.
Refers to Dikembe Mutombo's massively long finger.

"Wana get high?"

"Yeah"

"If you hit this Mutombo, you will wake up in an African Hospital."

by Zeus the Rockets Fan February 5, 2010

munko

going berzerk on drink or drugs or preferably both.derives from the phrase "mental monkey cunt"

gavin went absolutley fucking munko last night

by sean archer October 10, 2003

Mucko

A mustard man from New Jersey!
A man who like mustard to much!

"ooh you dirty Mucko"

by tH March 30, 2005

Matkowsky

1. The definition of "the man"
2. a jerk-off

1. "i fucking love matkowsky"
2. you are one fucking ruthless Matkowsky

by datnigga67 February 11, 2009

mutombo

a horbal gorbal, often used in reference to the girlfriend of an irishman.

"hey, mutombo...wake me up!!

by dodd April 12, 2005

muttox

Correctly spelt mutorcs.
Simply the reverse of scrotum
Similar to meathead

you globule of sacksweat, you fucking muttox

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003