Kathleen Carol Murphy

A dark-eyed and dark-haired girl that will steal your heart in a second. She's a bit of a player, but she will have your back no matter who you are. She's a rebel, hates society, and shaved part of her hair. Some of her hair is dyed teal. She's an artist, and has so many sketchbooks you could take years looking through them. She's sexy, and a flirt, but she's actually depressed and lonely. She's friends with everyone, but lies a lot because of trust issues. She's usually called KC, but she also likes the names Kat and Kitten by her friends. She's pale and sickly, and cusses a lot. She's always wearing black, and loves cool colors and cats. Her name means 'pure song of happiness and luck' . And she believes everyone's equal. Others, even the ones who know she lies, trust her. She has lost some important people in her life, not family, but extremely close friends. If you find her, give her a life she will think is worth living.

Teen A: "Hey, is that HER?
Teen B: "Yep, thats Kathleen Carol Murphy, the Alexander Hamilton of middle school."

by RebelEmo2133 February 17, 2017

Dan Murphy

The boss has god like qualities ruggedly handsome amazing at everything he does amazing in bed

God Zeus Wayne Gretsy Dan Murphy

by Dan the man aka the boss August 10, 2009

murphy

A camel toe variant when the thong gets wedged into the vagina and the vagina begins to slowly consume the underwear.

Fuck, I'm having a murphy right now.

by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

The Charlie Murphy

When you're doing your partner doggy style and right before you go, you take the palm of your hand and push your partners head into a flat surface.

I did the Charlie Murphy to my gal last night.

by dshow32 December 28, 2009

Eddie Murphy

A mixed drink consisting of Orange Soda and Vanilla Vodka on the rocks.

I asked for an Eddie Murphy and the bartender returned a blank stare.

by Zachery Ty Bryan Adams October 16, 2008

Murphy's Law of Driving

-Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-

The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.

John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."

Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"

by Stig's Unlucky Cousin June 16, 2010

jim murphy

A man with very small penis and an insanly stretched asshole usually specialises in the teaching of Pubology and giving Russian men head. he has less hairs on his legs than in his asshole and lives in a caravan with his jipsy dildo assed family. And believes that marrying and having sex with farm animals is considered ok

"oh did you see that jim murphy the other day?"
"yeah, him and his jipsy dildo assed family,"

by ass hair October 29, 2012