merked

As well as being owned or beaten up, merked has been used as a word that replaces 'take' or 'borrow' or 'steal'

That book just got merked

I'm gonna merk that helmet

by JessB April 12, 2006

Merked

Practically wasted, stoned, or demolished

"Get merked son!"

by Lauren272 May 1, 2010

merked

Drunk, Crunk, Lean, anything which is not sober.
Loose to pro evo by 3 goals or more.
hurt someone,

I was merked last nite blud, that zoot merked me up,
u got merked 5-0
i merked that bre up last nite

by Dharmin March 5, 2007

marked zero salvation

Definition: A gunshot to the head, often the forehead. Were the bullet hole looks like a black zero. Leaving you "marked" for "life". And death becomes your salvation.

"I'm so afraid of making a 12 gauge decision, whether or not to give you a "marked zero salvation", or to give myself glock-jaw with a pink mist ending"

- Art Far Away - Mad As A Hatter (2015)

"Don't worry, they won't talk. The butcher gave them a visit earlier and he gave them a marked zero salvation"

by TeaPartyForHatter December 7, 2015

Marked

When one is contacted via telephone and asked to "pop round to the office". When one does so, the conversation promptly goes off topic and results in an extended stay in the "office" reducing work productivity by at least 90%

Colleague 1: "Did you get lost?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"

by On The Juice March 12, 2020

Mureed

Conventionally, a Mureed is a novice committed to spiritual enlightenment by following a prescribed path under a spiritual guide. This guide may take the title of murshid, pir or shaykh. However, the new age Mureed, or Neo-Mureed, if you will, with their current set of proclivities; is one who regards the consciousness of other men to be superior to his own and to the facts of reality. It is to a Mureed that the superficial appraisal of himself by others is of a primary concern which supersedes truth, facts, reason, and logic. This disapproval by others is so shatteringly terrifying to him that nothing can withstand the blow within his psyche; thus he would deny the evidence of his own eyes and invalidate his consciousness for the sake of any stray charlatan’s moral sanctions. It is only a Mureed who could conceive with such an absurdity of hoping to win an intellectual argument without evidence or any rational construction.

1. Khabib is a great champion & example to young Muslim men but some of his nuthugger fan boys like Mufti Abdullah Dada and others act like they are his mureeds.
2. Majority of Trump supporters are Mureeds as they shamelessly defend him without any truth, facts, reason, or logic.

by Whirlpool12 October 28, 2020

musked

A "musked" tweet--one that someone deletes right after realizing how unpopular it is, hoping no-one remembers.

"Damn, I was so wasted last night, I had those tweets musked under the rug before anyone screenshotted them!"

by Marcus Agalon November 7, 2022