Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

Murks

Someone who is very pretty and the most amazing person om the planet

Oliwia: You are my favourite Person. You are my Murks

by middytiddy November 30, 2022

Murk

to holistically fuck someone

I am MURKED- and I MURKED someone too.

by murker jerker May 15, 2018

Murked

To shoot somebody in the leg and steal a Cici’s Pizza gift card out of their mail box

Oh he just got murked!

by The yung nugget May 25, 2018

Murked

To get absolutely pounded

Bro, I got murked out of existence

by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019