Munt Train

To jump on the munt train is to get munted.

Dave: Whats doin tonight timmy?
Timmy: Im so getting on the munt train tonight.
Dave: Gonna get munted aye?
Timmy: I'm gonna be beyond munted and past cunted i'm gonna be scunted.

by putridcunt April 3, 2010

munt

A really really hott girl who rocks!

Wow that girl was a munt!

by michele munt January 16, 2005

Munt

The visual evidence of a man wearing pants that are too tight. The masculine version of the 'camel toe'.

Hey dude, its not the seventies, nice 'munt'.

by Darlene V May 24, 2008

Munt Cannon

An act of necrophilia closely related to munting where a small object or animal is inserted into the sexual orifice of a rotting corpse, then the corpses stomach is jumped on, forcing the decomposing insides out of the plugged orifice, and launching the small object or animal high into the air. The act of Munt Cannoning is often followed by Munting.

I just got back from the cemetery where we made this awesome Munt Cannon out of a tasty corpse. That chipmunk must of flown half a mile out of her rotting asshole.

by BrutalSheldon April 30, 2008

Munt

Verb. To munt. As in, to ming. To be very ugly.

'Ugh he munts.' Alternatively, you could say 'he is a munter'.

by lalantha October 2, 2005

Munt

Having oral sex with a dead body

She was cold but a good Munt

by Dave August 10, 2003

Munt

(verb) Act of sexual intercourse with an asleep or unconscious individual.

He got a boner in his sleep so I just munted him.

by Sarah July 19, 2003