The aromatic vapors of rancid ass transferred to one's finger after digging at the bung hole and scratching the arse. Mung Finger may also occur when one, or more, fingers inadvertently slip through the toilet paper during an ass wiping and touch a dirty bung.
Roger and his friends sat around and watched the pre-season football game. Roger felt a bit of an itchy bum and walked out of the room to give it a quick dig and scratch. Instead of washing his hand and fingers, he returned to the room and swiped is nasty Mung Finger under one of his buddy's nose.
by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015
That annoying person you cant really engage with who is a bit low on social intellegence. Usually a work collegue who likes to tell you meaningless stuff you don't care about. Cause to you they are a mung bean.
They kind of just sit there on the salad to add bulk, but no real substance. Sure they are okay, but they don't do much for you, and you don't usually seek out to put it on your salad. They aren't even that tasty. It is just a mung bean.
They kind of just sit there on the salad to add bulk, but no real substance. Sure they are okay, but they don't do much for you, and you don't usually seek out to put it on your salad. They aren't even that tasty. It is just a mung bean.
Who is your mung bean at work?
Rachel is. I have nothing in common with her and she sits at my desk for half an hour telling me about her weekend and giggling.
Rachel is. I have nothing in common with her and she sits at my desk for half an hour telling me about her weekend and giggling.
by oracleoflife March 14, 2010
An act requiring two people. First a freshly buried woman is unearthed and stripped of her clothes. Then one person eats the carcas out as the other jumps on her stomach causing her internal organs and fluids to be excreted from the body's orifices, namely the vagina into the other person's mouth.
This is possibly the single most disgusting idea known to man.
This is possibly the single most disgusting idea known to man.
by Optium February 03, 2005
A Party Tom who enjoys donning a shovel and bucket at night, frequenting the local graveyard, and then enjoying a long mung.
Person 1: Party Tom, what are you doing?
Party Tom: You're a mess, mate.
Person 1: Nice one, where are you going?
Party Tom: For a mung, mate.
Person 1: Party Mung.
Party Tom: You're a mess, mate.
Person 1: Nice one, where are you going?
Party Tom: For a mung, mate.
Person 1: Party Mung.
by tomckendizzle October 16, 2006
The acitvity, rumoured to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and postioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jetstream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mungee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'. Opinion is divided as to the reliability of witness accounts purporting to have taken part in this ceremony. Or that the ritual has ever taken place at all.
Father Dowling: "Sister, do you have the keys to the crypt handy?"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"
by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006
mung baptism is usually done to a "virgin" munger as a sort of initiation after his first mung outing. After preforming mung one sprinkles mung juice on the once virgins head. It's pretty much a one way ticket to hell.
Now that you've finally had sex and eaten out a dead person, we must now preform mung baptism on you.
by Tyler Roberts October 22, 2007
A fairy that sneaks in your window late at night after you've lost a tooth, and instead of placing a quarter, places a small ziploc bagie of mung under your pillow.
by Josh the Mighty October 19, 2005