penis mullet

What people in New Jersey call the foreskin of the Penis. This was first used in February 2006 by Conan O'brien when describing a ban on circumcisions in that state.

Ed has been circumsized. He's lost his penis mullet.

by Andrew Allen February 8, 2006

she-mullet

Female version the "mullet" hairstyle favored by men in the 1980's, and hicks in the present day. Hair is cut short on the sides of the head, and left long and preferably scraggly in the back.

"Wow, look at that woman wearing the she-mullet!"

by LynnJensen May 26, 2008

mullet-call

usually heard in their natural habitats such as trailer park, the nasty bar at the end of town, ya know.. once you see a couple dead fridges in the lawns,cars on blocks, their young teenage daughters in cutoffs and spandex shirts out rompin in the front yeard,the impeciable stench of beer and fried taters,you've made it all the way over to mulletville, so anyways if you hear an ungodly yodelish hollaring bitchy yell from a woman in a housecoat shower cap and hot pink house shoes, and fire engine red lipstick.. this my friend would be a mullet - call.
* Note the woman yelling from thr trailer door IS dangerous.. remeber that spatula in her hand isn't just a spatuala.. no.. not in mulletville..it's a weapon.so be careful kids.
have fun mullethunting!

I was out mullethunting one night.. full moon was out and a howling wind crept about when all of a sudden.. i heard it.. the mullet-call.

by wifigurl February 4, 2003

Mullens

When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!

dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!

by BEEF!!! May 20, 2008

Albertan mullet

The hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing Albertan adolescent.

Ryan Smyth, anyone from the movie FUBAR: The Movie.

"That kid's got one hell of an Albertan mullet"

by booze? January 11, 2009

mullet

A hairdo, usually associated with rednecks/trailer park trash, in which the top and front part of the hairdo is short while the back part is long. Commonly stated as "Business in the Front; Party in the Back." as seen in the movie: Joe Dirt

Hey Joe, would you look at the mullet on that woman.

by memPHISH June 1, 2006

sneaky mullet

Hair cut in such a way that hair on top and at the back is slightly longer, with the ability to fashion those bits outward, mimicking the impact of a traditional "mullet". Commonly seen worn by males in the clubbing community for reasons unknown.

"That haircut's looking suspiciously like a sneaky mullet..."

by mullet-boy February 7, 2005