bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016

nigger mouse

nigger mouse is a black mickey mouse that is the son of nigey mouse. He love purples koolaid and water melon also KFC, popeyes, chickfalay. he is on rule 34 just look up nigger mouse and then you will find nigger mouse. he is a crip thats know how to c walk sucks off dababy. you can find him in comton in the hood part tho. he is always straped with a loaded 12 gauge.

first cracker: look it nigger mouse and he c walking take a pic

second cracker alr

by that nigger 88 June 6, 2022

mouse miles

The distance traveled by the mouse during an intensive working day, or by means of social surfing. Notably when operating a dual or multi screen desktop environment and not making use of shortcuts.

'My wrist is so achy, I'm doing so many mouse miles'

by its_our_future October 20, 2012

Mouse Challenged

A phrase denoting a computer user's inablity to perform even the most simple tasks on a computer.

That dude is seriously mouse challenged, he didn't even know how to right-click.

by Buddy Revell July 4, 2005

modest mouse

fucking best band of all time. heart cooks brain, bitches.

dan a. is a douchebag for thinking Modest Mouse is a one-hit-wonder. they have 8 cd's, you asshat.

by adam December 5, 2004

Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

by jeska September 7, 2003