Someone you dont really like who comes to your house uninvited and eats your food and hangs out with you and your friends but doesn't add to the converstation or make jokes i.e. stealing fun from you and your homies
Matt: God, alex is such a fun moocher he just comes to your house for the xbox and food. Who even invited him
Jack: noone!
Jack: noone!
by Matt Santucci February 11, 2008
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I hear that girl Charlotte once gave a guy a Manchester Blowjob so badly once that she fractured his pelvis. Dude needs a wheelchair to get around now
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Place not too far from cities of Leeds and Liverpool. Better than people think and not as much of a dive as it used to be. Has those out-side urinal things though and a woman who always tries to use them and mooches off people outside Burger King.
'Hi, can i mooch off you please? I can't speak so have cleverly written this on some cardboard with a shit biro' in Manchester
by Manchestor July 9, 2009
Get the Manchester mug.A sad football team with no history whatsoever. Their fans are known for being bitter to sick extents, like singing songs about Hillsborough and Munich disasters. They flirted with the Fourth Division in the late 90's and after regaining Premiership status, were sold to a petroleum sugar daddy. After that, the fans started acting like they have won lots of trophies in the last 50 years, despite the fact I can count how many honors they won with my left hand alone.
Thank God, Wigan Athletic proved them that money can't buy class or desire to win. 500000000000000€ only to lose the FA Cup to Wigan and the Premier League to Utd. Well done, you sheikhs.
Thank God, Wigan Athletic proved them that money can't buy class or desire to win. 500000000000000€ only to lose the FA Cup to Wigan and the Premier League to Utd. Well done, you sheikhs.
Typical football scene in the 90's:
"Manchester City lost again, mate."
"And only lost 2-0. That's good for their standards."
"Manchester City lost again, mate."
"And only lost 2-0. That's good for their standards."
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Get the Manchester City mug.1. man-check, man-checked (n. or v.)the process of having one's manhood tested or questioned especially due to females or female type circumstances, i.e. girlfriends or shopping.
2.(v.) Having your or a friend's manhood tested because they are pussywhipped
2.(v.) Having your or a friend's manhood tested because they are pussywhipped
1. Tommy needs a mancheck, he ditched the barbecue to go shopping with his girlfriend.
2. We gave Tommy a mancheck because he wanted to stay home and watch "The Notebook," rather than play poker.
2. We gave Tommy a mancheck because he wanted to stay home and watch "The Notebook," rather than play poker.
by Jonathan Calderon December 16, 2008
Get the mancheck mug.A small liberal arts college located in Northern Indiana. Manchester is known for having the first peace studies program in the country, as well as being the last college MLK spoke at before his assassination. Manchester's security guards are a bunch of limp-dicked rent-a-cop wannabes who will do everything in their power to get students in trouble, when they're not too busy giving each other road head in their stupid little "safety mobile."
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Yet they seem to have one major contradiction - they want to sign any player under the sun (not signing a player courtesy of The Sun, as they usually do), yet don't want Malcolm Glazier and his money that would help them do so.
Yet they seem to have one major contradiction - they want to sign any player under the sun (not signing a player courtesy of The Sun, as they usually do), yet don't want Malcolm Glazier and his money that would help them do so.
Pedro Mendes from the halfway line.
Ruud van Nistelrooy winning (another) dubious penalty.
Roy Keane trying to end Alfie Haaland's career.
The players chasing the ref around the pitch when they don't like his decision.
Alex Ferguson pointing to his watch for (even) more stoppage time when they're losing.
Another player from a small club being "unsettled" by the sports pages in The Sun, bullying their club into selling him (ie, Dwight Yorke, Louis Saha)
Ruud van Nistelrooy winning (another) dubious penalty.
Roy Keane trying to end Alfie Haaland's career.
The players chasing the ref around the pitch when they don't like his decision.
Alex Ferguson pointing to his watch for (even) more stoppage time when they're losing.
Another player from a small club being "unsettled" by the sports pages in The Sun, bullying their club into selling him (ie, Dwight Yorke, Louis Saha)
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