Moses Lake

Probably THE most boring town ever, it stinks most of the time, and if your looking for something to do, dont come here...well unless your idea of fun is fucking wal-mart. ZBut on the flipside, there is good fishing and weve got the dunes

Moses Lake is really really really gay

by Braeden Manor April 7, 2008

Moses Moat

The scooping out of ones bagel before adding the shmear.

One plain bagel, toasted, cream cheese in a Moses Moat. Thank you.

by Bad Jew November 30, 2011

mosesing

Driving down the middle of the road on a motorcycle when traffic is nearly at a stand-still in both directions

"Traffic on the way to work was horrible! Luckily I was on my bike, so I was mosesing past all the cars and made it on time."

by Nairobi_Zebra_Bike March 15, 2014

Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.

Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.

by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016

moistestieristnesstierestiernesstiernessestier

when something is mega moist

“I was moistestieristnesstierestiernesstiernessestier when I saw Dan in those jeans last night!”

by Mega moist man June 14, 2018

Moise

The guy that is usually clueless. Will inadvertently say random things to concuss your thoughts.

server: How’d you liked your eggs sir?
Moise: Run It!
server: Gotcha!
Moise: You already know

by ISmellFarts February 4, 2019

Moise

Moise: pronounced (moi-z, rhymes with boyz); of wetness but not in a crude manner; dampness but with class.

My dog's nose is looking rather... moise.

"Senator," his wife whispered at the table while blushing, "I'm quite... moise."

by Squez! September 16, 2019