monkdigger

a guy that hits on a girl but is extremly grimey and greasy and really has no chance in hell.
usually ove 245 lbs with a starwars or other comicon shirt on.

also usually uses very corny and over used pickup lines that get completly dissed by hot chicks.

hot chick2: ew look at that guy he's such a monkdigger

monkdigger: hello gorgeous, did it hurt.

hot chick1: uhh did what hurt?

monkdigger: when you fell from heaven?

**hot chick1&2 walk away**

hot chick1: omg your right he was disgusting

by swallow$ August 9, 2009

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mohonk

A piece of heaven that God bestowed upon the quiet, humble people of central New York.

"Yo I climbed the labyrinth today at Mohonk, shit was crazy"
"We rented mountain bikes today and got lost in that huge fucking mountain, hills for daysss"

by Mohonk Mountain Man September 28, 2013

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Monk Down

To eat something vigorously

I'm going to monk down on this pizza. We monked down on that party sub!

by dashralti April 21, 2015

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monk status

Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.

Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.

David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.

Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.

David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.

by T.Kazz January 13, 2019

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