Dad Missile

Another word for Michelob Ultra. Dads/Step dads drink these because they are low in calories. Dad beers.

Hey Billy grab me a dad missile.

by WildBill1970 November 22, 2018

Curtis Missile

When an item of clothing is wrapped like a missile and fired across the room in efforts to avoid or escape a troubling situation.

“ did you just see that? He told me to his job then performed a Curtis missile”.

by Self righteous ones June 9, 2022

calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile

by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011

Air to Sea Missile

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.

"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."

by Eulb Ralkys September 19, 2016

Thot Seeking Missile

A male fuckboy adamantly seeking the companionship of thots in public display.

“Jesus Christ, this guy buying tickets from the girl at the box office was a real thot seeking missile; he couldn’t stop trying to flirt with her.”

by Thottieslayer June 23, 2018

The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018

jizz missile

A shot of semen fired from a mans penis.

After I fired a jizz missile in my girlfriends mouth, I got up and left.

by freddy cee December 4, 2005