Milky Milker

1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.

2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.

Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate

by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022

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Milker’s Wrist

When you’ve been milking animals so much, someone has to take over the responsibility for you.

Mate… can’t make it this weekend. The kids have been going hard milking the goats, and have got Milker’s Wrist, and I gotta pick up the slack.

by Bigrigdigdick June 27, 2024

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chappy is a milker

chappy is a top milker and is only good in creative he is a top shagger in the ends and slapped so many man up you dont want to see chappy when he is angry cus he will give you a left right good night people say his is a proper sort around his ends but people online bully him for milking there cash cup fncs etc he has the biggest ego in the com after he beats sm1 4-1 chappy is a full time milker top g top sort porper sort innit bruv

flyyx to rey chappy is a milker

by cesar is a cunt August 15, 2022

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