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AC MILAN

The actual worst italian team and was involved in a scandal
AC MILAN is so bad, they cheated and got caught
by spaghetti merchants May 25, 2022
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Milan Sanchez

“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”

Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
by Damnnndanielllll March 20, 2023
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Milan

The name Milan, is a name of Slavic origin. The name Milan came from the word 'Milý' in English, dear.
Oh hi Milan.
Milan you look so good tonight.
What is your name? My name is Milan.
by Tvojetemnamoc November 22, 2021
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milan

i love you so much milan
but you already love another girl
so,
leave me
how do you even like milan?...

idk, its just love i guess
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milan frye

Milan is a very hot girl. If you see a Milan make sure you show her some love or else bad energy's will come your way. She is a nice girl but can be feisty at times but if your a guy/girl thats her way of showing her love to you. Be very nice and treat her like royalty because thats how if should be.
I saw milan frye today and she is hot.
by milan frye February 25, 2022
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Milan

A Fucking crackhead who remembered my house and is friends with a guy who wears a bandanna.
milan
by Bubby Chubby November 29, 2021
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Milan

A very sweet, beautiful and respectful boy. He’s one of the good men in this world. Get yourself a Milan. He is husband material.
“wow her boyfriend is so sweet and respectful!”

obviously….he’s name is Milan!!”
by yoururbandictionarygoddes September 3, 2022
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