When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.
Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.
That was a good little micro wank
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.
That was a good little micro wank
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 02, 2017
A small dip in e-mini S & P futures of 3 to 10 points (a fraction of a percent) that usually leads to a new high of day. Usually shorting a micro-dip results in a loss. Usually, buying a micro-dip results in a profit.
/ES micro-dippers won again! /ES micro-dip in progress...you know what to do! Careful shorting the micro-dip or you may get your head handed to you! If you're not a micro-dipper you're not a winner!
by no_pullbacks May 10, 2017
A very small CV that only contains employment history/education history that relates to the job being applied for.
"Have you created a Micro CV for waitressing jobs?"
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".
by EmploymentAdvisor April 27, 2021
The act of seining the surf with a small weive net and coming up with crabs about one quarter of an inch across the length of the shell.
We were in the surf netting sea creatures and all we were catching was these tiny fairly recently hatched crabs - micro-crabs. We were micro-crabing.
by WuShen August 05, 2012
Micro-Ghetto aka Pocket-Ghetto: When in a relatively nice neighborhood, there is a block, apartment complex where junkies, losers and dummies dwell. There are no gunfights in a micro-Ghetto, guns cost money. Instead the inhabitants of a Micro-Ghetto use cats to spray one another, every now and then a dog deuce will be tossed. Also. most of the drug dealers that live in a micro-ghetto live with there Mamma.
Hey, nice park, oh pretty trees, look their an elderly couple sharing a Froyo. Oh Crapola! We took a right into the micro-ghetto. Quick, turn around before we drive by the dozen chain smokers sitting on curb.
by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018
Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.
by Lindsaygotallthemoves April 03, 2016
A conversational jab that was intentionally acted out to. This question compliment or statement was intended to emulate hatred, disinterest, disrespect or to provoke or instigate (stur up) sabotage drama in a relationship or commonplace human interaction.
The golden rule was always treat others how you want to be treated.
The golden rule was always treat others how you want to be treated.
Becky: chad.. Did I tell you about this total bitch at my job she keeps giving me these back handed compliments to me.
Chad: that's probobaly micro-aggression, its her way of emulating her disrespect towards you without taking responsibility for it.. she probably hates you, just doesn't want to get in trouble. Look.. if the situation gets any worse talk to human resources. It will all be fine.
Chad: that's probobaly micro-aggression, its her way of emulating her disrespect towards you without taking responsibility for it.. she probably hates you, just doesn't want to get in trouble. Look.. if the situation gets any worse talk to human resources. It will all be fine.
by Bootiegas December 30, 2021