micro wank

When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.

Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.

That was a good little micro wank

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 1, 2017

micro-crabing

The act of seining the surf with a small weive net and coming up with crabs about one quarter of an inch across the length of the shell.

We were in the surf netting sea creatures and all we were catching was these tiny fairly recently hatched crabs - micro-crabs. We were micro-crabing.

by WuShen August 5, 2012

Micro Artist

The new celebrity fashion to have a mini artist of their own, that can be wheeled out to perform on stage at weddings, bar mitzvahs and other occasions.
The latest fashion.

I saw Usher's Micro Artist the other day, Justin Beiber.

by Emzaleena March 5, 2011

Micro-Fuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.

Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.

by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023

Micro prince

A short male.
Synonym of short king.

There are many benefits to dating dating a micro prince such as myself

by Drangonslayer55 February 23, 2023

Micro Jackson

Michael Jackson’s nonce nickname

He loved the kids he did that’s why they called him Mirco Jackson

Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael

by ToxicFury135 April 28, 2023

Micro-Passion

Micro-passion is a technical term to describe an extremely specific, individualized passion that can't be called a hobby and doesn't align with a life goal.

He had a micro-passion for releasing bugs back into nature instead of squashing them.

by NoFreeDefinitions August 29, 2023