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Michael Jackson Maneuver

The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.
"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"
by Moon Child November 1, 2012
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Michael Jackson'd

When you can't keep your seat
cause your dancing feet
are addicted to the beat
body's popping to the heat
of the monster thrilla beat
you've been Jackson'd complete!
The men and women at the club who were Michael Jackson'd
took over the dance floor with their electrifying moves and their rendition of the Thriller dance!
by Joy Dancer December 10, 2012
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Michael Jackson Maneuver

To become the most famous person on the planet, outsell every other artist in the world, and make the world a better place with your art while masquerading as a superstar in your field.
Many may try to execute the Michael Jackson Maneuver but won't have the mind-boggling talent or huge heart to pull it off. No matter--they should aim high and try!
by Logan Breezy November 15, 2012
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Michael Jackson'd

When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him
I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson'd!
by Moonbeamer One November 15, 2012
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michael jackson bad

Anything that is intended to be good but is defined as "bad".
"...she Michael Jackson bad, I'm attracted to her, and her attractive ass."
-Lil Wayne
by yungbuck January 4, 2016
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Michael Jackson isn't dead

by jsiksi August 6, 2009
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michael jackson drummer

When a band’s drummer plays with one drumming glove, as opposed to both gloves. This is done either for increased grip for one hand, personal style or in extreme scenarios to protect blisters from prolonged drumming. The term references the King of Pop singer Michael Jackson, who famously performed with one glove.
guitarist: I think he dug those drumming gloves we chipped in for.

bassist: Did you see he’s only wearing one glove?
Guitarist: Well, he’s a michael jackson drummer. He’s bad and I mean that in the MJ way, where bad means good.
Bassist: Yeah, he can really "Beat It" all right.
by PaintInMotion May 12, 2018
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