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metrosexual

Just means somebody who 'takes care of himself' by buying a lot of nice gay clothes..... Heh... But tries to pretend they are actually a heterosexual.
Fonzworth Bentley is a metrosexual. You might of seen him in the Usher - Yeah video.. Hes the one playing the violin for no damn reason. Also in Outkast - I Like The Way You Move... He flies in with an umbrella... Such a metrosexual...
by FuckThisAndFuckYou November 24, 2004
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metrosexual

A sophisticated straight man who likes to shop for and wear fashionable clothes, shoes etc. Not to be confused with Typical Gay males who have a keen eye for fashion.
I heard it used on TV once where Ryan Seacrest was admitting to being a Metrosexual. He was refering to the fact that he likes to go shop for style-ish and fashionable apparel. So, next time you see a guy who is sporting some fly gear don't jump to conclusions about his sexuality.
by The All seeing Eye May 13, 2007
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Metrosexual

A effeminate, self-centered man who devotes far too much time to his appearance. A sissy.
Wheldon the metrosexual went into the bathroom to admire himself in the mirror.
Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did.
A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.
by Belinda the Goat July 5, 2008
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metrosexual

A dude who is one Apple Martini away from making a trip the gay bar.
Straight Dude: Dude, Pass Me A Beer And Some Pretzles The Game Is About To Start.

Metrosexual Dude:. And Break A Nail Eeeeww Yuckness.
by Slade_Technics September 22, 2008
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metrosexual

A narcissistic, urban, financially established male, who is influenced by consumerism and media proliferation to conform his identity with changing images of masculinity found in men’s style press, advertising and popular culture.
Admired by thousands of young men, David Beckham, was a prime example of the narcissistic metrosexual and changing masculinity in popular culture.
by mcmvanbree July 25, 2008
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metrosexual

1. A gay male who does not yet know it, rationalizing his sexual preference as fashion sense.

2. phrasal synonyms: "in a transparent closet", "flying under his own gaydar", "rafting down d' Nile", "thinking his Zima is a Guinness"
A subject of one of the following conversations:

A)
"What metrosexual Bruce likes about dating Linda is that it doubles his wardrobe, he saves money on skin cream, and she brings home drunken guys so he can blow them."

B)
MALE FRIEND ONE: How come Bruce is missing the game?
MALE FRIEND TWO: I don't know. He said something about "a sale at Express"...?
MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "Express"?
MALE FRIEND ONE: It looks like he's gone metrosexual. It's only a matter of time before he introduces us to a "special friend."
MALE FRIEND TWO: Aw, man. Just last week I heard him say something about how "pink is this year's fuchsia."
MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "fuchsia"?

C)
TRISHA: Things are getting weird with Bruce. You know, ... in the bedroom....
ASHLEY: Uh, oh... But he's got such cute hair and you guys like to go shopping together. I'm sorry, sweetie. I thought - except for fighting over closet space - you guys had a real thing, there.
TRISHA: Yeah. He seemed more in touch with himself. Different from most guys. But, the other day he said he wants to "try something a little different."
ASHLEY: Oh... Like with Rick? Just tell him he has to make do with one girl at a time.
TRISHA: No. No, it's different. Um...
ASHLEY: I know. You're scared, but go ahead and do the anal thing. All guys want it. Just get some lube and make him go slow. He probably won't be that into it that much anyway, after he tries it.
TRISHA: No. I'm not afraid of the anal sex. Well, not exactly, anyway...
ASHLEY: Well, don't leave me hanging, here. What's got you so freaked out?
TRISHA: He wants me to wear a strap-on.
ASHLEY: Sure, so you just... You just... Waitaminute - a strap-on? You mean, like, for him?
TRISHA: Uh huh. I think he's a ... a metrosexual! <breaks down sobbing>
ASHLEY: Jeezus! I told you you can't trust a man with thirty pairs of shoes....
by shibb0 April 14, 2007
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Heterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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