Melon head a person with a massive head almost looks like a melon suprisingly. Even though this kid trys ton get through wothout being called melon head there always is one whilst u try to sneak into the room shouting out MELOOOOOONNNNN HHHEEEAADDDD then the whole class will join in with laughter
by Djsmoohty September 22, 2009
Get the melon head mug.Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.
1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.
2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
by Phak Yoo November 18, 2004
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by Biggerslol August 30, 2010
Get the melon-farmer mug.Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?
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by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011
Get the melon farmer mug.ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.
by Luke Gill January 7, 2005
Get the melon head mug.The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.
To fuck a hole in a Melon.
Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
To fuck a hole in a Melon.
Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019
Get the Melon Docking mug.she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.
by Krkič August 12, 2019
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