crank mechanic

Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.

by Rodger Barnett April 15, 2008

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dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.

"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!

by Mike Francisco August 21, 2008

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amish mechanic

Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.

"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"

by ak-pete February 09, 2006

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mechanical fitter

The alphas in the maintaining world and sparkys don’t come close they are well underneath mech fitters

Hey I need something fixed don’t call the sparky they do fuck all call the mechanical fitters

by Sparkysdofuckall June 21, 2018

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mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 03, 2010

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