fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Family Matters

1990s sitcom about a black family in Chicago that gradually became the Urkel Show.

Four words: "Did ah do that?"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

by Chode bone November 15, 2006

It doesn't matter

Polite thing to say when you've accidentally revealed something that's bothering you.

Used so the other person forgets about it and doesn't worry.

Person 1 - Ah, yesterday was horrible.
Person 2 - Why? What happened?
Person 1 - It doesn't matter.

Person 2 - Cool, I'm going for some chips.

by Milonima October 26, 2014

mafternoon

a greeting for the time of day between morning and afternoon

Peter: Mafternoon Michael.

Michael: Mafternoon to you too, Peter.

by anonymous - stl November 26, 2007

Femboys Matter

A movement created in 2020 to help boys and men express themselves more.

Harry: I am a femboy.
Trace: I am too!

John: Let's join the movement! Femboys Matter!

by femboysmatter September 14, 2020

Marte

A Marte is a nice person. She won't do any harm. She is pure

meaerplaerhjåo34aj pleas eer don't kill me Marte

by Martegarte October 27, 2006