Dirty Martini

When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.
“Hey Kyle, could I get a dirty martini on the rocks?”
by Gamer gaming December 23, 2023
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Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
by Martini Muff August 28, 2015
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Buxton martini

Gourmet cocktail. A PBR or Busch Light draft with an olive. Enjoyed by people in Maine and named after a town in the state.
Bartender: What ah ya havin’ bub?
Patron: I’ll have a friggin’ Buxton martini, two olives.
by MaineMan207 December 23, 2022
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Xxx martini

A martini with 3 times the amount of olive juice compared to a dirty martini.
James Bond slapped the bartender after they game him a xxx martini because he hates olives.
by August 08, 2021
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Columbia Martini

Fabulous cocktail made of vodka, kahlua liquer and esspresso served in Funkey Monkey bar in Pilsen, Czech Rep.. It bears its name in honor of Columbia Pictures folks who enlightened bar life in Pilsen by teaching local bartenders how to prepare this delicious drink. (syn. Espresso Martini)
by Keldy January 15, 2020
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Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
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French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.
Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.
by ipopiad September 03, 2016
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