Ryan martinie

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro

Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro

by Mudvaynehead June 9, 2022

martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.

"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."

by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022

Mouthwash Martini

When you put hand sanitizer in your mouth and make out with the person next to you

Hey do you want a mouthwash martini

by Winner9956 January 17, 2022

Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021

Xxx martini

A martini with 3 times the amount of olive juice compared to a dirty martini.

James Bond slapped the bartender after they game him a xxx martini because he hates olives.

by anonymous August 8, 2021

Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"

Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!

by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025

Dirty martini

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.

I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.

by Slammincammin March 1, 2025