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Martini

A man with a cock larger than usual🤗
His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!
by Tinarr August 7, 2022
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Mouthwash Martini

When you put hand sanitizer in your mouth and make out with the person next to you
by Winner9956 January 17, 2022
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martini

martini is an awesome person and i love them bakaaa. they are SOMEWHAT cool ig? jk they are SOSOSO cool, they make me smile.
example: martini is awesome
by -becca March 17, 2021
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Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"
Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025
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Dirty martini

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.
I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.
by Slammincammin March 1, 2025
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K Martini

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71
by JJRedneck May 1, 2025
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