Mark

A person who can't speak english to save his life, and loves cows, lives in a windmill, and likes to clog dance.

1.Hey did you meet the new kid?
2. Yea, i can't understand anything he says!
1.He's such a mark

by kbkk October 10, 2010

Mark

He has big fists and he's a powerful bit of kit who likes dogs

Mark has big fists

by Chickenfists March 04, 2018

Mark

The most fucking adorable man you will ever meet. He has the biggest dick and is great to have sex with. He is tall charming. The best marks will love you forever if you are not a fucking whore he will keep your day going good and help you when you feel bad.

Mark is very hot.

by Mr super penguin January 11, 2021

Mark

A super dumb, gullible, annoying, violent, egotistic and untrustworthy guy. Probably plays fOrTnITe MObILE 24/7 and never owns up to a bet.

Mark: Hey Daniel
Daniel: Yeah?
Mark: You suck
Mark: *Hits Daniel on the head with something e.g. umbrella*
Daniel: OWWWW
Mark: YoU bUlLy! StOP IM teLlINg ThE TeAchER!!

by BLOOBITYBEEP October 22, 2019

Mark

Mark is the dude who you wanted to fuck but he ends up hand cuffing you into a closet in a room full of explosives and when you say "wow, that's a little kinky" he goes, "Sex before marriage is a sin. And you, are a sinner" then he turns to the camera "Don't be like her. VIRGINTY IS COOL!!! USA! USA! USA!" he marches out of the room, leaving the bedroom in ruins and cheesy writing that says "Be like mar" appears on the screen.

Mark, so did you have fun with karen?
uh- she changed her mind.
oh, ok...

by cardboardunderwear November 27, 2020

marked

When large amounts of money are easily tracked

"Man, I think these bills are marked"

by Kyilener June 08, 2007

Mark

A person who went hunting for the first time with his homie G Shad. When suddenly a flock of storks came by and landed about 700 meters away in some pine trees. And then ,an accidental reenactment of COD (the game). Shad: "Take the gun! I got the kid!" Mark: "Aight! Let's go!!!" Then they ran towards the storks while mark carried Shad's Beretta Unico Xplor A400 and Shad carried the kid(his 6 year old brother). Mark is also someone who thinks taking a picture of him pretending to shoot birds, is like taking a picture of him shooting people. Also, he is someone who asks obvious questions where he knows the answer. Example: "This is the trigger. Right?"

Example: Dude, you're acting like a Mark.

by ireeeeene July 08, 2011