marinated hump

A person thoroughly and inextricably saturated in repeated autoerotic satisfaction.

Donald J. Trump is the acme of a marinated hump.

by Steel City Dude January 31, 2021

cold marinara

This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.

Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!

Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.

by khaki joe July 8, 2009

Balls Marinara

extermely sweaty and smelly testicles esp. after a long hot day of work

I hate that I have to wear these heavy pants to work all the time, I get the worst case of balls marinara!

by Maverick33 September 22, 2011

dutch marines

A Sex Posistion where you put the girl as a sail on your private part (wooden shoes required)

for example "this girl is into dutch marines" wich means that the girl is in some freaky shit

by Foronzo December 27, 2017

dumb _marina_kinnie

The hot mutual of Thanasimp

“Why do you talk about dumb _marina_kinnie so much Thana?”
“ Because they're hot.”

by Thanasimp May 30, 2021

Premature Marination

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.

"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"

by JamesFoo March 26, 2022

Drink My Meat Marinades

When you are giving a man a blowjob, he may use this term to signify that he wants you to swallow his semen.

A woman(or man) is giving a man a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in her(or his) mouth and he says "Drink my Meat Marinades"

Ghalleon - "Drink my meat marinades. Guzzle it down."
The maiden then swallows Ghalleon's semen.

by Rin Oletee March 31, 2013