Mandaeism

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.

Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.

by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008

mandalize

unwanted touching by another man

My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.

by timmy January 20, 2005

mandang

misfortunate (negative) thing happening to you; something like "Aww man..or Aww shucks"

"Awww that's so mandang!!"

"Mandang, I lost my job."

"Mandang, you ate my last orange!"

by Natasha Soares & Denise Tokeshi July 18, 2005

mandatorial

Mandatory tutorial. When a video game forces you through tutorial that cannot be skipped. Usually tedious and grueling.

Steve: Did you check out that latest free to play game?
Bob: Only for about five levels. I spent thirty minutes in an unskippable tutorial before I quit out of boredom.
Steve: Ugh, Mandatorial. No bueno...

by Prevailence May 20, 2014

MADAFAKA

Madafaka is word that people say as shorten form for a word ,,motherfucker''...

John:You are such an asshole!
Benjamin:Shut up madafaka!

by flyingdoggo November 24, 2018

Madalena

Madalena is a beautiful Girl that you want to marry with you will go on a date with her and when you see her you will melt in love because she is that beautifull she will always be by your side even after arguments nobody is as pretty and sexy as Madalena cause she can be sexy and pretty at the same exact time. This is for the boys: She will make a great Wife and a great mother for your children so make sure you find a Madalena. Madalena is a portuguese name wich makes it even more of an exotic name. Boys go get yourself a Madalena because Madalenas are hard to find and when you have one you will not let go of her. But make sure you protect her because madalenas are very fragile<3

Michael: "Do you see
Her she is so stunning?"
Daniel: "You just spotted a Madalena!"

by MadaLENA1234 January 2, 2017

mada mada dane

Echizen Ryoma says this all the time in Tennis no Oujisama, or Prince of Tennis. It's Japanese for 'too bad' or 'you're not good enough' or something along those lines.

mada mada dane, insert person's name here

by Sorix July 19, 2007